ok, now its official, I am here (in the States) for exactly one year. and I have to admit, time is flying superfast, it seems more like 3 months. so whats my summary? hmmm, lets see …

PLUS: 

  • the vibrance of the city. I haven’t really figured out anything yet, but I am starting to get an idea what this city could be about (Justice! Chemical Brothers! Bjork! Daft Punk! although I unfortunately missed the last one).
  • being able to persue every hobby/sport/martial art you can imagine. currently Tae Kwon DO (just reached brown belt level).
  • cheap food/sushi in Chinatown. and the most amazing food in the rest of the city.
  • met the love of my life right in front of me (and lost her to London. what irony.)
  • the most beautiful women in the world right around you (ok, that can be minus, too. depends on your mood)
  • you can totally find and be yourself (if you are lucky)
  • ability to connect to the most amazing people
  • the architecture. Manhattan looks like its built by children on crack with LEGO
  • you can meet incredibly talented and humble people here
  • my collegues at work
  • cabs. good and cheap.

MINUS:  

  • I HATE HATE HATE HATE FUC*KING HATE HATE the washers here. sometimes I think if I go to the hudson with a paddle and smack my laundry the clothes get less damaged and more clean. seriously, the standard washers here are like european ones from the fifties (and I wish you luck with finding bleach free detergent). washers here are like a hole of destruction and despair.
  • the smell of the soap in the office restrooms (believe me, its disgusting), luckily the changed it (or I got used to it. I don’t really want to think about it.)
  • its impossible to get decent toilet paper here. When I went back to Vienna and touched austrian toilet paper I had an urgent need to cry of happiness (weird, but hey, we austrians DIG cozy 200 gazzilion layer toilet paper)
  • the humidity & heat in summer (guys what were you THINKING building a city here)
  • the freezing and wind in the winter and getting always two reactions when I mention that. “but you are from Austria!” - right, but I freeze there, too. “oh right, you don’t have a winter” - when people think I am from Australia.
  • you can totally lose yourself and your path (if you are not so lucky)
  • not being on the guest list sucks big time if you want to go out
  • no success so far in finding cool non-tourist places to hang out (with NO wallstreet guys)
  • the medical system. Its hillarious how much you have to pay even if you are insured.

so the important question is, do I want to stay or do I want to go back? hmm, just let me say I paid my Tae Kwon Do membership fees for the next 20 months in advance … 

Posted by markus, filed under funny, new york, whatever. Date: December 12, 2007, 11:49 pm |

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